The Dramatic Lemur
*STALK*LURK*FAP*REPEAT*
Twittarded
GEEKmail
attnwh0re83@gmail.com
*in line @ gas station.*
Grandma behind me: is that a kkk keychain?
Me: um, what??!
*Grandma points to my trooper*
Me: this?! srsly? It’s a stormtrooper.
Grandma: oh, my eyes must be old. Sorry babydoll.
Me: -_-
WTF.
Bone Thugs - 1st of tha Month
True Story: I have to play this song to remind myself to pay rent every month.
It’s how I roll.
Oh...hai.
I’m still alive.
Work.Pack.Fap.Smoke.Sleep.
That has been my life this week.
I miss stalking you guise. Is that creepy? Yes. Is it true? Yes.
Plz still be mah frayndz?
(via dirtyprettything)
This is what proper looks like.
Take some notes bitches.
:D
Hey you guise!!
Look!!
I’m feeding a baby!
She’s not screaming crying and I ….am not totally repulsed.
O_o what’s happening to me?!
My sister is awesome.
“It’s the death clown”
Bahahaha.
Mall food is so choice.
Chicken and shrimp teriyaki.
Nom nom nom.
Happy Halloween!! <3
Wigged out :) Bahaaha. I am gunna look redonk.
Upon searching for a last minute halloween get-up I stumbled upon this….
THIS… IS A SEXY FINDING NEMO COSTUME!!!
WTF AMERICA….WHY?!
goddommotfronk.
I know you can apparently throw “sexy” infront of pretty much anything and make it slutty but a gimpy fish? REALLY?!
