Girl whatchu know about franken berry?!
Girl whatchu know...
Oct 2nd
awkwardlyawesome:
I may have been asked a few times today...
Oct 1st
My shirt has been on backwards all day and I just now...
Oct 1st
Why I should not take A/P calls reason...
Telling a vendors horrible beast of a woman accountant that you paid the invoice 2 months ago and...
Oct 1st
Just know that nothing you post today could possibly compare...
Oct 1st
Dear lunch,
You look a rectangular version of what izabel...
Oct 1st
My favorite part about winter besides scarves, hats and...
Oct 1st
My aunt is wearing a utilikilt today.
This is pretty...
Oct 1st
Well shit.
::next to a car at a stoplight:: Me: bwhahaha. WTF, sweet dance moves?! C’mon vogue! Him:...
Sep 30th
So…
This dude at work is getting ready to go to the hospital because his wifey is squeezing...
Sep 30th
awkwardlyawesome:
I think this sums up a text conversation...
Sep 30th
Oh this?
This is the Christmas tree still up at mine and...
Sep 30th
awkwardlyawesome:
GPOYW: I already posted this, but it is so...
Sep 30th
Listen
Chemical Brothers - Galvanize
Woke up with this song in my head, it is permanently all up in my...
Sep 30th
My dad just handed me his American Express to go pick up a few items from the store.
1.) My dad did...
Sep 29th
My dress today.
Everyone at work is calling me
pilgrim or...
Sep 29th
(via bringtheruckuss)
UGHHHH FUCK!!!!!
*RAGEEEEEEEEEFACE*...
Sep 29th
heyyyyyoooouguisseeee..
So I found a house that I am absolutely in love with. I am text raping my agent about every 5 mins...
Sep 29th
gamefreaksnz:
TeeFury
Emergency Room
Sep 29th
(via pie0)
Oh god, hello story of my life.
Sep 29th
iamblessed:
Oh, Hai There :)
I’m sorry everyone but...
Sep 28th
Listen
Jay Z- I Just Wanna Love You
I’m a pimp by blood, not relation.
Sep 28th
reallykatie:
at the bar saturday night, i met a dude with...
Sep 28th
blackadder:
(via hellovagina)
<3 I wish I had a video...
Sep 28th
Watch
Watched this video twice.
Still impressed.
/nowhatchingaplantocreatethedeathstaroutofmyclothes.
Sep 28th
Nosy Monday- what’s in my purse
Things found:
1)...
Sep 28th
Ugh.
So my dad caught onto the whole “…imma let you finish” Kanye spiel. This is gunna...
Sep 28th
This is my corgi hoodie.
This is the best thing I have...
Sep 28th
Watch
Sweet Dance Moves
1) I am not wearing a diaper, I wanted to be like amanda and wear booty shorts...
Sep 27th
Breakfast @ 3pm.
How I roll.
Pancakes had already been...
Sep 27th
Just….don’t…ask.
Plz.
Sep 27th
So this is happening…holla littlemissblondie2 :D
...
Sep 27th
I’ve been sexting awkwardlyawesome all night long.
/bejealous
Sep 27th
Happy babies.
Well Izabel is at least…Penelope is...
Sep 27th
Setting the scene for my Saturday night. Beer and pizza!!...
Sep 26th
Forgot Jeremy Renner was in this movie.
...
Sep 26th
WHATINYERHEEEEADZoooombehzombehEHEHEH.
Watching 28 Weeks Later. I forgot how fucked up and totally amazing this movie is. /solovesit
Sep 26th
Yes.
What every child needs.
/AllAboardTheTargetFailboat
Sep 26th
Smile Friday- the “you can’t tell but I am...
Sep 26th
“Shit bitch, let’s make babies.”
— Scary potential neighbor
— Scary potential neighbor
Sep 25th
I have an appointment to look at a new townhome @ 430. My agent sounds like a stoner. You have no...
Sep 25th
My musical taste is wide like your mom’s vajay.
And...
Sep 25th
So…
That just happened.
Sep 25th
On the glass door to my office.
Coworker: oh did abby come...
Sep 25th
none00:
wizard cat (via ginettesqulette)
I WANT THIS FINE...
Sep 25th
Friday FYI
Getting coffee grinds all up in your eyeball area hurts like a bitch. /don’task
Sep 25th
Bought this super cool Barca hoodie for Dad!
His burfday is...
Sep 25th
(via imlouise)
24/7 bitches.
Sep 25th
Listen
Another F.U. Song - Reel Big Fish
Guess who is grumpy tonight?
ugh……fuck.
Sep 25th
Listen
Big Country - In A Big Country
I will forever love cheesy 80’s hits such as this.
NOW SING...
Sep 24th
I sure do miss you boy.
:(
Sep 24th
What are you craving?
I am craving a giant glass of ice cold apple cider and a warm and melty glazed donut.
Sep 24th
Dearest parents,
What’s with the orgy of old red...
Sep 24th
theforce:
Now This is the Droid We’re Looking For
Brian...
Sep 23rd
Awkwardlyawesome’s birthday is today.
Disregard...
Sep 23rd
GPOYWPT2~ the “feeling like you guys don’t...
Sep 23rd
Social skills, I don't has them
Okay so I was at the bank..filling out a deposit slip and this dude pulls up next to me and he has a...
Sep 23rd
Listen
Fleetwood Mac - The Chain
Wednesday is Fleetwood Mac day.
I get goosebumps EVERYSINGLETIME I...
Sep 23rd
jamesnord:
Surprise! The neighbors cat has broken in again....
Sep 23rd
shittinbricks.
Ummm. I have to move out of my current living situation in 1 month and 1 week. Holy shitballs. So...
Sep 23rd
Gpoyw- the “sometimes I get bored and play with makeup...
Sep 23rd
More Fartpop Love.
<3
/PUPPYPOTBELLY
Sep 22nd
(via ohmyalphabet)
You are my moooonshine, my only...
Sep 22nd
drawing-cowboys:
illustrativo:
Salvador Dali walks his...
Sep 22nd
(via hello-kitty)
Nomnomnomnomwait.
R thez nommable? They...
Sep 22nd
reallykatie:
i wish i had the time and resources to spend...
Sep 21st
Usually when I wear my hair curly this happens:
Him: oh I...
Sep 21st
One of the very first pictures taken of my Princess Penelope...
Sep 21st
:|
Today has been plainfacefest.
...
Sep 21st
Listen
Johnny Cash - The Man Comes Around
Every Monday I listen to Johnny Cash.
He makes them a lot less...
Sep 21st
hello-kitty:
Hello Kitty Arizona Green Tea punch out...
Sep 21st
fencehopping:
freakishly huge rattlesnake caught in...
Sep 21st
I went ice skating today for the first time in...
Sep 21st
Dinner tonight.
Yakisoba,
Diet Dr. Pepper and jumbo...
Sep 21st
Dear Mr. Hellcat/professional painter,
I wanna party with...
Sep 20th
Well as you can see my Caturday night was all kinds of...
Sep 20th
Hai!!
This is the best necklace of all time…
Just...
Sep 20th
Since wicki was upset that he wasn’t part of...
Sep 20th
Wicki is upset he did not get invited to the obnoxious...
Sep 19th
(via hayleycakes)
Sep 19th
theforce:
Funny Bumper Sticker.
(via...
Sep 19th
it's gunna be one of *those* days
So on the way to work the county coroner ran a red light and almost killed me. Which would have...
Sep 19th
Ladies and gentlemen,
My Mecca.
Sep 18th
I AM GOING VINTAGE SHOPPING RFN
RFN,VINTAGE SHOPPING, I AM GOING. /esspectpeektures /sorryiamjustreallyexcited.
Sep 18th
Dear Hello Kitty,
I love your no mouthed face and errthang...
Sep 18th
Listen
Arcade Fire- Neighborhood 3 (Power Out)
YOU THERE!!
YES… YOU!
GET OFF THY ASS AND ROCK THE...
Sep 18th
mashstreet:
karolnogueira:
fuckyeahdresses:
(via...
Sep 18th
So I got a sample of this perfume the other day.
It’s...
Sep 18th
Listen
Stevie Nicks - Edge of Seventeen
Things about this song:
1. This song will always be amazing.
2....
Sep 17th
peetypassion:
Have you ever been so pissed off…
...
Sep 17th
Currently on my mind.
- I am really, REALLY hungry. Pretty sure I could devour about 40 philly salmon rolls. - TOMORROW I...
Sep 17th
GPOYW+Pigtail Thursday = The “Yo, Chris Hansen, if you...
Sep 17th
drawing-cowboys:
via obama daily
that kid doesnt know...
Sep 17th
i steal batteries from work to power my...
(via pocketfulofhope) This makes you my new hero.
Sep 17th
(via kanyegate)
OKAY….
THIS ONE IS MY FAVORITE.
Sep 17th
You don’t even know how pissed I am about this
...
Sep 17th
(0_o)
Sep 17th
Listen
Orgy - Stitches
I will forever love the holyshitfuck out of this song.
That is all.
/hateonhaters
Sep 17th
Honestly this is what I am screaming in my head when you...
Sep 16th
heartisbreaking:
(via playingdead)
chhuuu
WHERE DOES...
Sep 16th
What is on your mind?
Tell me.
Sep 16th
Hattie is watching you poop.
Sep 16th
peetypassion:
WTF did you just say?
via
Sep 16th
I have mad art skills.
For srs.
FYI my hair looks like...
Sep 16th
When I went to my parents house yesterday my sister was...
Sep 16th
sflan:
barelysarcasm:
Sorry, but this one is awesome.
...
Sep 16th
Typical Izabel.
Sep 16th
"I gave that statement to the Asian girl...
Ummm.lemme get this straight… Having black hair+being short+ having an extensive hello kitty...
Sep 15th
peetypassion:
Yo Ackbar
(via theforce)
<3
Sep 15th
Oh Forever 21.
90’s Hooker Lumberjack?
Wtf is this...
Sep 15th
awkwardlyawesome:
thedailywhat:
Tee of the Day:...
Sep 15th
Idk if I’m ready to talk about this yet.
:D
Sep 15th
Dear work,
Why are there like 5754 apples
in the...
Sep 14th
FYI: I will eat your soul.
Sep 14th
This is what happens when I go to Target.
Sep 13th
This is what happens when I take my sister to target.
Sep 13th
It’s Saturday..which means I am at work.
insert sad...
Sep 12th
Dear Phil Collins,
You know I love you. You know that...
Sep 11th
Watch
thumbswithhands:
Aphex Twin—Rubber Johnny
Oh this video….
The first time I watched it I went...
Sep 10th
hellaposer:
Fuzzy Bear Aviator Hat - only $14!
you have...
Sep 10th
(via ejejej)
IS NOTHING SACRED?!?!
Take off that shirt, it...
Sep 10th
Got damn.
Ladies at my place of employment…
Did...
Sep 10th
Listen
caseface:
jennyeatworld:
butterfliesatthemailbox:
I’m A Thug - Trick Daddy
True Story Time ~...
Sep 10th
Gpoyw- the “Izabel likes to make fun of me, she is a...
Sep 10th
I honestly can’t say enough about this.
So…
...
Sep 9th
Listen
Sonic Youth - Incinerate
You doused my soul with gasoline You flicked a match into my brain
Sep 9th
“The saddest part of a broken heart
Isn’t the ending...”
— ”Let It Die”...
— ”Let It Die”...
Sep 8th
(via icanread)
Sep 8th
TMI Tuesday
Dear work, Ummm WTF is with the new toilet paper?! It feels more like sandpaper and fine crushed...
Sep 8th
When the lights go down in the cityyyy.
Tumblrs,
...
Sep 7th
All dressed up with no where to go.
...
Sep 6th
headpunch:
(via loveyourchaos)
Sep 5th
I’m deeply entranced by a show on the history channel about prison tattoos.
@_@
Everything...
Sep 4th
omgharrypotter:
(via hotncoldfuture)
hahahaha.
:D
Sep 4th
Lookie!!
I was on my smoke break and glanced up to see a...
Sep 3rd
everythingfab:
Just A Personal Reminder
Sep 3rd
(via hayleycakes)
Dear Katie,
I found your next tattoo
:D
Sep 3rd
GPOYW the “Whatchudurrrrrin?!” edition.
...
Sep 3rd
I want someone...
Who will wake me up in the morning by serenading me to baby got back. Who will make me grilled...
Sep 2nd
Dear mother nature,
I would totally wine,dine and 69 you...
Sep 2nd
"these nuts keep getting stuck in my...
Omg. I literally had to just bite my tongue so hard not to TWSS @ my grandma. ...
Sep 1st
barelysarcasm:
OUCH, MY HOME!!! You HIT IT!
(via...
Sep 1st
So this is new…
It’s not an addiction.
I can...
Sep 1st
I’m gunna go out on a limb and say ninjapants sorta...
Sep 1st