The Dramatic Lemur

This is why I’ve been stoked all day. After 2.5 years of living here I finally have my dogs!!! Aghhh!!! They have been running around like crazy since we got here and izabel is pooped out. I’m so happy you guise. I can’t stop smiling.

(via fencehopping)

This is a tiger with pigtails.

Your Argument is Invalid.

This is my stand-in Smile Friday picture.

I can’t take mine till later but OMG I AM SO STOKED.

Today = Very Good Day Indeed.

PS. Just so we are clear, my stokedness has absolutely NOTHING AT ALL to do with the new Twilight movie. THIS IS NOT SARCASM BTW. That only effect that has on me is on my gag reflex.

/Boomsauce.

/thishaterisgunnakeephatin

9gag:

Damn Flying Sharks

this is cool fucking awesome.

THIS IS THE FIRST THING I SAW WHEN I TURNED ON MY MONITOR @ WORK

WTF.

This bitch be cuh-rayyyzee fly.

I wish someone would randomly change my desktop background everynight.

CWT - The ” That one time I pretended to be a scene kid for a photoshoot ” edition

These still crack me up.

No, I never took myself seriously with the whole “modeling” thing (my ex is a profesh photographer), I mean DID YOU SEE WHAT I HAD FOR DINNER LAST NIGHT?!

Oh that? That was my dinner.
That’s right bitches, 2 orders of pretzel bites with cream cheese dip.

Shut up. I had a bad day and I’m eating my feelings.

/oinkoinkoink

omg!

“Kitty Crunchies” in dog treat form!!

My dogs would love these….because they are nasty, filthy creatures.

Also, I would enjoy not having to brush the litter out of their teeth.

:S

xD GOOD MORNING KIDDOS!

Oh hey Simon Pegg, I see you are wearing a Paul Frank shirt.

MARRIAGE. (even though you are already married, fml)

IMMEDIATELY.

kthnxbi.

P.S. If not marriage, I will settle for sex, I am easy going like that.

I’m 5’2 and a half.
My grandpa is 6’4.
Hilarity ensues when I get cold and gank his cardigan.