*STALK*LURK*FAP*REPEAT*
Suck it up, bitch.
I have been feeling down in da dumpity dumps lately.
(NOTICE LACK OF POSTING PICTURES OF MAHSELF AND MAH DOGS AND STARWARS/HELLO KITTAH RELATED SHIT)
Anyways,
In order to cure my emoface tonight these things will HAVE to happen.
(and no Smartblonde, you have no choice but to submit to my desires)
1. Go to my parents house and snorgle the faces of my furbabies and my little sister.
2. Wait creepily in the driveway for Katie to get out of yoga, while listening to Reo Speedwagon louder than ever intended (dramatic hand motions/ air drumming on every surface possible included)
3. Going in search of the “epic white trash grandma duster muumuu thing”.
4. Buying boxed wine.
5. Putting on said “dusters” drinking the wine and having an urban decay eyeshadow party on Smartblonde’s face while she cooks me delicious treats.
6. Documenting the hell out of this.
7. Reformatting my iPod for the 7th time this week.
8. Getting Laid. Fapping. Passing the fuck out.
