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A place to dump the unusual contents of my brain.


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attnwh0re83@gmail.com </description><title>The Dramatic Lemur</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @attnwh0re83)</generator><link>http://attnwh0re83.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>blackhoodie:

Called for Help

 awesome.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktqm6vsKig1qzqzrjo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://blackhoodie.tumblr.com/post/260359136"&gt;blackhoodie&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.behance.net/Gallery/Glennz-Tee-Store-Designs/149088"&gt;Called for Help&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt; awesome.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://attnwh0re83.tumblr.com/post/260371704</link><guid>http://attnwh0re83.tumblr.com/post/260371704</guid><pubDate>Sat, 28 Nov 2009 00:35:03 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I do not have any recollection of taking this picture last...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktqfcmhwhj1qznkxvo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I do not have any recollection of taking this picture last night.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Oh and as you can see I decided not to retire the exts again…it is a love/hate relationship.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I might have been pretending to be a turkey? Idk.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Anyways, I’m currently laying in bed with my two warm snuggly fat pups, listening to Trans Siberian Orchestra and NOT WANTING TO GET OUT OF BED.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Ugh, expect a photodump of family festivities later.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;3 hope everyone has an awesome holiday!!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Luvs, Nikki&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://attnwh0re83.tumblr.com/post/258584155</link><guid>http://attnwh0re83.tumblr.com/post/258584155</guid><pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 14:55:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>jamesnord:

the obligatory visit to the baby goats happened...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktoozbcJuz1qz6fvao1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.jamesnord.com/post/257346852/the-obligatory-visit-to-the-baby-goats-happened"&gt;jamesnord&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;the obligatory visit to the baby goats happened today&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.jamesnord.com/post/257346852/the-obligatory-visit-to-the-baby-goats-happened"&gt;large&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;AGHHHH BABY GOATS :D!!!!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://attnwh0re83.tumblr.com/post/257358188</link><guid>http://attnwh0re83.tumblr.com/post/257358188</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 16:39:11 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>(via fuckyeahleightonmeester)
Leighton,
You are hot as balls and...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://2.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktl544zDVK1qza9o7o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://fuckyeahleightonmeester.tumblr.com/"&gt;fuckyeahleightonmeester&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Leighton,&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You are hot as balls and errthang but ZOMG your “music” sucks so bad.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I still love you….and I’d still hit it…..twice.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;3 Me&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://attnwh0re83.tumblr.com/post/257355520</link><guid>http://attnwh0re83.tumblr.com/post/257355520</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 16:36:31 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Church - Under the Milky Way
This song is the business.</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://attnwh0re83.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/257309790/tumblr_ktonclEN7b1qznkxv&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Church - Under the Milky Way&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;This song is the business.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://attnwh0re83.tumblr.com/post/257309790</link><guid>http://attnwh0re83.tumblr.com/post/257309790</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 15:53:09 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>GAME.
BLOUSES.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktojyyUFwU1qznkxvo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;GAME.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;BLOUSES.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://attnwh0re83.tumblr.com/post/257237894</link><guid>http://attnwh0re83.tumblr.com/post/257237894</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 14:40:10 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>text message fights....</title><description>&lt;p&gt;are always fun and awesome until you get &lt;b&gt;SO RAGED BRO&lt;/b&gt; and start typing ferociously not really bothering to check spelling because &lt;b&gt;HOLY SHIT&lt;/b&gt; you are &lt;i&gt;fucking pissed&lt;/i&gt;…so you just hit send, satisfied with the new asshole you just ripped, and then you notice you misspelled things and thanks to iphone’s predictive text your conversation/insults now involves ducks.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;/facepalm&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://attnwh0re83.tumblr.com/post/257100052</link><guid>http://attnwh0re83.tumblr.com/post/257100052</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 12:17:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>scallywag:

hardlyinventive:

fyeahstarwars:

thegooglymoogly:

M...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktobho4ftj1qz4ufyo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://scallywag.tumblr.com/post/257080219/hardlyinventive-fyeahstarwars"&gt;scallywag&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://hardlyinventive.tumblr.com/post/257078569"&gt;hardlyinventive&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://fyeahstarwars.tumblr.com/post/257076541/thegooglymoogly-marc-ecko-star-wars-hoodies"&gt;fyeahstarwars&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://thegooglymoogly.com/post/257071979/marc-ecko-star-wars-hoodies-full-zip-may-the"&gt;thegooglymoogly&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.uncrate.com/men/style/shirts-sweaters/marc-ecko-star-wars-hoodies/"&gt;Marc Ecko Star Wars Hoodies&lt;/a&gt;. Full-zip. May the Force be with you. (via &lt;a href="http://jamiew.tumblr.com/post/257063572/marc-ecko-star-wars-hoodies-full-zip-may-the"&gt;jamiew&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Double U. A. En. Tee.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;AGH!!! BOBA ZIPPY JACKET?!!!!! NEED THIS. RFN.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://attnwh0re83.tumblr.com/post/257086128</link><guid>http://attnwh0re83.tumblr.com/post/257086128</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 12:02:28 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Gpoyw- The “pin-up/awkward flamingo stance/ my legs only...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktoa5ufgKi1qznkxvo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Gpoyw- The “pin-up/awkward flamingo stance/ my legs only look 2 miles long because technically that dress is actually just a long tanktop (scandalous)/ yes, my first name is Ashlee (distant relatives in Ohio are the only ones who didn’t get the memo that I’ve gone by “Nikki” since the age of 2)/shuddup/ livin up to my attnwh0re name BAM.” edition&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://attnwh0re83.tumblr.com/post/257038535</link><guid>http://attnwh0re83.tumblr.com/post/257038535</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 11:08:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>theforce:

Star Wars Facebook Status
(via collegehumor)
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://3.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktlkidd5Cq1qzel9oo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://theforce.tumblr.com/post/255240601/star-wars-facebook-status-via-collegehumor"&gt;theforce&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Star Wars Facebook Status&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://2.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/3/1/collegehumor.dcf72ed359985c910fef232133945a23.jpg"&gt;collegehumor)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://attnwh0re83.tumblr.com/post/255789813</link><guid>http://attnwh0re83.tumblr.com/post/255789813</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 11:53:53 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I resurrected the Christmas tree this weekend. This time with a...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktmcziZlvC1qznkxvo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I resurrected the Christmas tree this weekend. This time with a leopard print tree skirt for added obnoxiousness.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Also OCD is killing me looking at this because the ribbon towards the bottom isn’t in the right place.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Oooof. -_-&lt;br/&gt;
mustfixmustfixmustfix&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://attnwh0re83.tumblr.com/post/255705568</link><guid>http://attnwh0re83.tumblr.com/post/255705568</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 10:14:09 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>rafeal:

siddman:

elvira:killingbambi:L’ Impero...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktkin6CxDy1qzpnmeo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://rafeal.tumblr.com/post/254635554/siddman-elvira-killingbambi-l-impero-interiore"&gt;rafeal&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://darkerme.com/post/254424346/elvira-killingbambi-l-impero-interiore"&gt;siddman&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://elvira.tumblr.com/post/254414779/killingbambi-l-impero-interiore"&gt;elvira&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;a href="http://killingbambi.tumblr.com/post/254410354/l-impero-interiore"&gt;killingbambi&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;a href="http://limperointeriore.splinder.com/"&gt;L’ Impero Interiore&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;amen.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://attnwh0re83.tumblr.com/post/254638684</link><guid>http://attnwh0re83.tumblr.com/post/254638684</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 14:59:23 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Idk WTF is going on right now..I think someone slipped something...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://17.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kthtqx5B5a1qznkxvo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Idk WTF is going on right now..I think someone slipped something questionable into my cocoa.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;/isthisreallife?!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://attnwh0re83.tumblr.com/post/252630578</link><guid>http://attnwh0re83.tumblr.com/post/252630578</guid><pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 23:28:13 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Say hello to my Saturday night party posse.

All of them up past...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kthq5rCeXx1qznkxvo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Say hello to my Saturday night party posse.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;All of them up past bedtime and full of sugar.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;/bejealous&lt;br/&gt;
/fuckyeahs’mores!!!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://attnwh0re83.tumblr.com/post/252552930</link><guid>http://attnwh0re83.tumblr.com/post/252552930</guid><pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 22:10:41 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>This is why I’ve been stoked all day. After 2.5 years of...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktfq38qUmS1qznkxvo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This is why I’ve been stoked all day. After 2.5 years of living here I finally have my dogs!!! Aghhh!!! They have been running around like crazy since we got here and izabel is pooped out. I’m so happy you guise. I can’t stop smiling.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://attnwh0re83.tumblr.com/post/251336602</link><guid>http://attnwh0re83.tumblr.com/post/251336602</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 20:13:58 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>(via fencehopping)
This is a tiger with pigtails.
Your Argument...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktf3pmbo7y1qzt7d8o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://fencehopping.tumblr.com/"&gt;fencehopping&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This is a tiger with pigtails.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Your Argument is Invalid.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://attnwh0re83.tumblr.com/post/250966877</link><guid>http://attnwh0re83.tumblr.com/post/250966877</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 12:31:31 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>This is my stand-in Smile Friday picture.
I can’t take...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktf2vwrxwe1qznkxvo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This is my stand-in Smile Friday picture.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I can’t take mine till later but &lt;b&gt;OMG I AM SO STOKED.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Today = Very Good Day Indeed.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;PS. Just so we are clear, my stokedness has absolutely &lt;i&gt;NOTHING AT ALL&lt;/i&gt; to do with the new Twilight movie. THIS IS NOT SARCASM BTW. That only effect that has on me is on my gag reflex.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;/Boomsauce.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;/thishaterisgunnakeephatin&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://attnwh0re83.tumblr.com/post/250937303</link><guid>http://attnwh0re83.tumblr.com/post/250937303</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 11:52:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>9gag:

Damn Flying Sharks

this is cool fucking awesome.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://5.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktevquCNR71qzxzwwo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://tumblr.9gag.com/post/250820608/damn-flying-sharks"&gt;9gag&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/9GAG/~3/kcyY2k-Xqhw/14397"&gt;Damn Flying Sharks&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;this is &lt;strike&gt;cool&lt;/strike&gt; &lt;b&gt;fucking awesome.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://attnwh0re83.tumblr.com/post/250826936</link><guid>http://attnwh0re83.tumblr.com/post/250826936</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 09:27:41 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>THIS IS THE FIRST THING I SAW WHEN I TURNED ON MY MONITOR @...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://3.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktew1tRUTV1qznkxvo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;THIS IS THE FIRST THING I SAW WHEN I TURNED ON MY MONITOR @ WORK&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;WTF.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This bitch be cuh-rayyyzee fly.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I wish someone would randomly change my desktop background everynight.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://attnwh0re83.tumblr.com/post/250825135</link><guid>http://attnwh0re83.tumblr.com/post/250825135</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 09:25:03 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>CWT - The ” That one time I pretended to be a scene kid...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://3.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktday9u1K31qznkxvo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;CWT - The ” That one time I pretended to be a scene kid for a photoshoot ” edition&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;These still crack me up.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;No, I never took myself seriously with the whole “modeling” thing (my ex is a profesh photographer), I mean DID YOU SEE WHAT I HAD FOR DINNER LAST NIGHT?!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://attnwh0re83.tumblr.com/post/249821618</link><guid>http://attnwh0re83.tumblr.com/post/249821618</guid><pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 12:51:00 -0500</pubDate><category>TIGHTS ARE NOT PANTS</category><category>ModelingFAIL</category></item></channel></rss>
